Dear Bitch

hellloooo bitches...this one is for you!

You are undoubtedly a whole pestilence on this planet we call earth...i smell a bitch 500000000 miles away! ugh. mmmyesss im talkin bout bitch niggas, bitchass people, bitches...bitchass hoes...just BITCHES period. the tru definition of a bitch went from being a female dog, which is bigger than the male dog...which is the more dominant animal...tooo being something hellllla boosie (lame), a hoe, a rat, a bop...a female that is too cocky...a nigga that has female tendencies...etc.

well...all i really wanted to say is that there is nothing sexy about a nigga actin like a bitch...im not even talking about gay men...im talking about niggas being fugaze (fake)...or just being hella fuckin lame. a snitch nigga is a bitch nigga...a mark...a buster brown...\

for females, when another female who is NOT your friend calls u a bitch...most likely she dont like yo ass so dont take it as a compliment...a lot of females nowadays call their friends bitches...like i do...but me personally...i call every female a bitch...so if u feel disrespected.... FUCK YOU.

females should really stop gettin mad at niggas when a nigga calls them a bitch because we pretty much give them permission to do it...

when a nigga says "you my bitch" vs... "fuck that bitch"...the context is completely different...bitch figure out which "BITCH" u wanna be...and stop complainin!

since being in atlanta, i have met some of the most soft ass bitch ass niggas i have ever met in my life....i have met some of the most whackest lamest bitches too...lol..but ma good friend told me, "MAN FUCK THEM, DO YOU...LET THEM BE BITCHES, AND LET THEM BE LAME...IF THEY STOPPIN YOU FROM DOIN YO THANG THEN THERE'S A PROBLEM."----#TRUE SHIT.

i'll leave you with this : "A BITCH IS GON B A BITCH, REGARDLESS OF WHAT CITY YOU'RE IN"-M.COMPTON.

TOOOOODLESS!

its ok to be vain.

Its ok to be a narcissist....to be all into urself...love yourself, acknowledge yourself. shit... i am. I love who i am...hell you should to.

when you wake yo ass up in the morning, LOVE WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE! THERE'S NO PROBLEM IN THAT...JUST MAKE SURE U THANK WHATEVER RELIGIOUS BEING (IF U BELIEVE N THAT SHIT)...U BELIEVE IN, FOR MAKING U WHO U ARE.

hell, if u wanna get implants! GET EM! its yo money.

if you wanna fuck hella bitches or hella niggas, cuz it makes you feel better about yoself...shit do it!
if you wanna wear lace fronts, weaves, sew ins, whatever the fuck...do it. because CANT NOBODY DO U BETTER THAN YOU DO.

if you're a materialistic muhfucka...hey...there's a place in this world for you.

money makes you cum??? well good for you.

muhfuckas are soooo ignorant nowadays..they forget that ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE YOU. so baby, do you...n fuck everybody else.

toodles! muahhhhhhz.

be honest.

Ive done some outta pocket ass shit in my life; outta pocket videos, cheated, sent bitches to emergency, fucked the wrong niggas, talked about a nigga mama, put ma hands on a nigga, called niggas bitches, lied, stole, went to jail,(trust, ive tried everything @ least once) hella shit....

BUT...

regardless of all that ive been real about it. honest about it.

Ive been broke before, broke to the point that i couldnt afford a mcChicken w/ cheese. Broke to the point that my lights and water were cut off and i had to light candles and use bottled water for everything (including baths)...for 3 days before i had to find a way to get it cut back on. I have been broke to the point where i drove on E for 2 days until i had to find a way to get gas. LMAO

I am the type of person that doesnt like to rely on ANYONE for help. The last thing i wanna do is ask a muhfucka for help, then next thing u know they askin me for somethin in return. I hate feeling like i owe somebody something thats why i lead this IDGAF life. because i truly dont give a fuck.

You have to go thru shit to get somewhere...parts of my past are very shady.. not so much shady towards a person, but shady towards myself, in ways that may be demeaning towards me...or disrespectful towards my character. but guess the fuck what. I AM WHO THE FUCK I AM...TAKE IT OR LEAVE. HATE IT OR LOVE IT...IT DOESNT MATTER EITHER WAY TO ME.
most people cant be real about their shit. maybe, a muhfucka should take a book out ma page...and start. ya digggg!

Toodles "-)

fuck what you heard, this is miah speaking.

soooo, fuck it ima get straight to the point.

get over yourself.

ive heard plenty of things about myself since i started wearing tight pants, realized i look good with my hair straight and curly, got my first mani/pedi, and bought my first pair of panties. bitches have alwayyysss hated me because i get along with their dude, bitch understand i have a TOMBOY background, you can pretty much say i was one of the homeboys..boys like me because i have an unbiased opinion.

i am a whatever the fuck type of person, usually...

bitch ass niggas stop blowing me cuz i didnt blow you. keep my fucking name out yo mouth. i aint wit da groupie shit. js cuz i fucked wit yo patna, instead of you doesnt mean ima fuck wit you. u wanna be my boyfriend? u love me? guess what, i dont give a fuck. fuck your feelings...LOL...seriously.

so u mad cuz u liked me, i fucked you...and now i dont wanna talk to you anymore. its called, bad dick...get over it.

i have heard im one of the realest people a muhfucka know
ive heard im beautiful, gorgeous, not js for my looks but because of my struggle, and all the shit i had to go through.
ive been called a ho(had outtapocket moments)--->every bitch has one, most dont admit it, because they are too afraid of wha the next person thinks or feels. but mostly ive been called a hoe cuz of the shit ive said, the vulgarity and obscenities of my mouth....i have zero inhibitions..

at the end of the day i believe in God. I understand he has forgiven me for all of my Sins as i commit them, and at the end of the day i will see him for Judgement.

ive been called a bitch, a ho, a good girl, a nice girl, a young woman,the realest woman, a bestfriend, sis, bruh all dat... a weak bitch, etc. ive been called every name in the book. quite frankly i dont give a fuck. haters will never be able to make up their mind about you. one minute you're this, and the next you're that. luckily ive learned this at a young age, and found those who i trust early on in life.

ima flirt...so what. its natural. #nexxxxttt subject.

ive fucked a person, and never called them again. shit, if thats all you were good for, so be it, dont be mad. thanks for the sex now keep it the fuck movin. dont be mad @ me cuz u didnt get a phone call back. i wasnt interested, so keep my fuckin name out yo mouth because you couldnt fuck me anymore. if your dick was that good you would have gotten a call back. some niggas get so mad becase a female FUCKS them, instead of them FUCKING her...they may get mad because you get up, put your clothes on and dont call them (just like they do us sometimes)...dudes get mad cz they're the ones calling, and getting ignored after sex or after a date. so what, dudes do it to females allll the time. im just the type of female where the bullshit doesnt impress me, i can pick a nigga up n toss his ass fast, just because (this is why #bitchniggas are entertaining)...when they come across a cutthroat female such as me, they cry, they beg, they whine for attention they cant make me give---->#turnoff ugh.

ive been told i was playin games, cuz i wuldnt let a boy come to my house after he took me on a date #newsflash bitch i dont care, quit cryin n find u another female to whine to!

i was in a relationship, committed for 5 years.(so i know how to be in one, i love relationships,.... well did...) same person, same sexual partner, same love. you can only imagine how hard that had to be, being surrounded by hella temptation throughout school. jealousy, envy. dating the nigga that everyone wanted to fuck wit, and him dating the bitch that everyone wanted to be with. i was that bitch. i am that bitch, and if any bitch has a problem with that, hey...lol, fuck you #whocares


I have learned to be 100% me. i have mos def dun some stupid ass shit, i dont regret anything. fuck what the next person has to say or how they feel. ive been the way i am since i was 4 years old, da shit aint gon change. ima speak ma fuckin mind, do what the fuck i wanna do, and say what the fuck i wanna say. if u dont like how im doin mines, or feel a certain way about it...#FUCKYOU.

if u dont like me...thats fine.
dont approve of how i do things...thats fine.
when did my life become yours?...never is wha i thought.

excuse me while i take out ma can of #BITCHBEGONE!

WHAT IRKS ME THE MOST IS NOT WHAT IS SAID, IT IS THE INSINUATION THAT SHIT IS TRUE/UNTRUE. WTF...DONT BRING THAT BULLSHIT TO ME..I DONT WANNA HEAR NOBODYS HE SAY SHE SAY SHIT. I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THE PESTILENCE THAT WREAKS FROM WEAK ASS PEOPLE! IF U EVER WANNA KNOW SOME SHIT ABOUT ME, ASK ME. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM LETN A MUHFUCKA KNOW.

NEVER LET WHA THE NEXT PERSON FEELS ABOUT YOU, GET IN THE WAY OF U DOING U OR BEING U...

MOVE ON WIT UR LIFE, I CAN BE A BITCH ALL DAY....AT THE END OF THE DAY, MA NAME STILL GON BE N YO MOUTH, PPL STILL GON TALK....THE THOUGHT OF ME IS STILL GON @ THE TIP OF YO TONGUE, SO FUCCCCCKKK YOU, AND A SMILE.(DAMN I FEEEL WAYYY BETTER NOW)

Canulookpastthepast???

#NP Nothing's Free (Oobie ft. lil Jon)

SO today, i was driving with my cousin listenin to 103.3, and there was a topic they were throwing out in response to Kim K and Reggie B breaking up! The question was....

Can you look past a person for their past, and accept them for who they are? Would you consider settling down with them regardless of what their past may be, and not be judgemental?

WELLLL! Well, #siturassdown and #stfu..cuz #bitchitsbad im about to respond!

KIM K N REGGIE! yal need to stay together..."SUPPOSEDLY" Reg said some bullshit about his family not accepting Kim K into their family because of her sextape! What you have to remember Reg, is Kim WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN SHIT without her TAPE! period.(the sex looked lame, and if it was any reason to break up, that shoulda been it!)...BUT...nevertheless you still fucked wit her. Led her to believe yal were going to be something, and now you wanna pull this shit? WHOA WHOA WHOA...#PAUSE!!

KIM K would have never gotten her deals had it not been for her SEXTAPE and her Pretty Face, her name would not be known. She's made more money off the tape then Ray J ass, n luckily has managed to branch off and get her grown woman on and her hustle on like a platinum bitch! fucks wit u dawg.. @kimkardashian! Dont regret the sextape, it was a stepping stone to making you a better person, u used yo pussy, now regain yo power!

Anytiways....here's a personal story..

Sooooo, i was talking to this guy...told him some shit i went through and before i could finish he told me he couldnt fuck wit me... :'(
Nowww...if i was a young minded, weak ass bitch....i probably woulda been hellllla mad, but i learned that so what if one doesnt want you, there's probably a couple hundred thousand more waiting to fuck wit someone like you. I have no barrings, no problem telling someone who i really am...and letting them know u know what, yes! i did that video, or YES!! i cheated on my ex, or fucked the wrong person ...but BEST BELIEVE I DONT REGRET ANYTHING, IF YOU ACCEPT YOU ACCEPT, IF NOT..MOVE THE FUCK ON! you cant change the past, you can only build upon it (MESSAGE!!!!!!)

SO FUCK HER IF SHE CANT ACCEPT U FUCKED HER COUSIN!

#FUCK HIM IF YOU MADE A SEXTAPE FOR SOME MONEY, AND NOW HE WANTS TO JUDGE YOU..BUT HE ASKIN FOR YO ROYALTY CHECKS!

#FUCK HER IF U SMASHED THE HOMIE, AND HE/SHE CANT ACCEPT YOU AND LOVE YOU BEYOND YOUR FLAWS!

if you love yourself, all the bullshit that comes against you shouldnt matter, because when you look in the mirror, you're happy with who you are and accept the decisions you've made! You understand whoever gets to be with you is a lucky person, perioddddd!

Honestly, why in the hell would you want someone who you have to hide the truth from?

man, fuck that! LIVE YOUR LIFE, FOR YOU...N WHEN THAT PERSON COMES ALONG U WANNA BE WITH, IF THEY CANT ACCEPT YOU, AND "JUST TAKE YOU AS U R"(MJB)..FUCK EM. PRAY FA EM. N MOVEEEE ON 2 THE NEXT 1 BOO.

LOVE, WHEN IT COMES, MUST BE UNCONDITIONAL, IF NOT ITS JUST A TEMPORARY INFATUATION.

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toodles bitches!!

P.S COP DAT ! THANKS

DANGER! .................SHE SMASHED THE HOMIES!...or did she??

#NP Corporate Thuggin (USDA)

Well obviously based on the title, this post is about "SMASHING THE HOMIES"....

Personally, I dont see anything wrong with it nor do i make a big deal about it when i hear about it....depending on the scenerio....

1. Why are you trippin if you're NOT fuckin or fuckin with her/him anymore?
2. Smashing the homie is different from smashing some1 "u just know".
3. If she/he didnt cheat on you by SMASHING THE HOMIE, whats the problem?

Lately, the concept SMASHING THE HOMIE has been coming up over and over and over again. A friend of mine, she-who-must-not-be-named.....came to me a few weeks ago with what i call some bullshit from the next nigga...he was mad @ her because she fucked "someone he knew"....like #cmonson really...NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

WHO someone fucks is their business.

I think the better question and more relevant question is: Do you have any diseases? Why are people so quick to judge the next motherfucka based on what and how many people they've fucked? Since when is it anyone elses business.

#MIAHSADVICE tell them to kiss your ass, because you dont owe them shit, especially an explanation of your sexual partner history. If they cant look past your past, and accept you for the person you are NOW and TODAY, they are NOT the one for you.

I WILL SAY....if he/she is SMASHING A HOMIE WHILE YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP...THAT IS CALLED CHEATING AND I DEFINITELY DO NOT PROMOTE CHEATING. (IF YOU'RE GOING TO CHEAT, U MGHT AS WELL BREAK UP, SO HEARTS DONT GET BROKEN, TO THE POINT OF NO REPAIR)

now if you're NOT EXCLUSIVELY together..STOP GETTING BUTTHURT about it, because in the end... THEY WERENT YOURS AND YOU WERENT THEIRS! sooo, who are you to judge them?

IM FROM OAKLAND, CA n oakland is small as fuck, guaranteed ive probably smashed a homie or two, not even knowing they asses were friends, but hey i admit da shit...its n the fucking past, now move the fuck on.

THE HORRIBLE DOUBLE STANDARD::: if a dude does it, ITS GOOD...if a female does it ITS BAD. Im tired of hearing that if you SMASH A HOMIE your automatically a HOE...that is a fucking MYTH..Dudes get a pat on the back, if they fuck sisters, cousins, mamas, and aunties...females get tagged with "dat bitch a hoe", "dont fuck wit her", "she smashed the homie"-->now she's tainted for life. Fact is, a lot of guys start having sex wayyyy before a lot of women do, which opens the doors for men to have sex with wayyyy more sexual partners than women. A man can have sex with 20+ woman, while a woman is only limited to 5 or less, and now she has to pick and choose who she fucks in hopes that she wont OFFEND the man she's about to enter into a relationship with?? WHAT TYPE OF SHIT IS THAT?

Like i previously stated, WHO you fuck is your business. if you're fucking someone, make sure the person you're fucking nowadays is mentally mature. People get to runnin their mouths, and thats when the situation gets outta hand....if people would keep their fucking mouths shout, SMASHING the HOMIE would never exist, because NOBODY but you and the person you're fucking would know.. (MESSAGE!!)

Nevertheless, if people would stop trippin off what the next person thought/felt about them the SMASHING THE HOMIE epidemic among the URBAN WORLD would die the fuck out, and everyone would be having great mind-blowing sex....



Furthermore...what's wrong with having great, no strings attached sex?.....until next time...

Toodles!!

Hello Kitty

#NP Reverse Cowgirl (T.Pain ft. Jeezy)

Excuse meeee, Pussy speakin! So stfu and #siturassdown:

“if you don't like your pussy, who else will?”

Sidenote: Soooo while i was writing this post, my mom called and asked what i was doing. I told her, "writing a blog about masturbation"..and here's how the convo went:
Mom: Hi Miah
Me: Wuddup ma
Mom: What are u doing?
Me: Writing about masturbating
Mom: oh, back to your old ways, huh?
Me: What do you mean? LOL
Mom: You used to touch yourself allll the time.
Me: What the Fuck? When did i start that?
Mom: When you were like one. You would do it in front of everyone, and we would look at you like...What the fuck is she doing?
Me: LMAO, sooo when did i stop?
Mom: YOU NEVER DID!!!!

(OMG I THOUGHT THIS WAS TOOOOO FUNNY!)

(back 2 da shit)....
Leave it to jeezy's voice to put you in the mood, after a long day of work….i know he makes my whole pussy wonder when I get home, and ms. Kitty is looking for attention, crying to me through the seams of my pink victoria’s secret lace panties(boyshorts of course)….as soon as I turn the key in the door, im ready to pull my panties to the side and work my hand through my candy land! (whoop whooooop)!!!!!! #ladies please don't front, you know you all have this feeling sometimes…and miss juicy is here to tell you “masturbation is the key to life”!!

#truth about fingering yourself #ladies is that most men love it, its a turn on, and its guaranteed to make him want you even more. (you can even stick your fingers in, taste yo juice, before he has a sip, feeel me???)



Flick the damn bean,

massage the vajj,

tickle the kitty,

polish the pearl!


Everytime I see a bad ass female, or a fine ass dude that looks like he has the biggest dick in the world, I feel the need to clinch my legs, or mentally fuck myself. If you get this feeling, congratulations…you’re mind fucking. Mentally masturbating, teasing the cat, and welcome to the team!

Fingering yourself is not illegal, and I am soooo tired of it being soo taboo! I mean there’s so many different ways u can do it!

Doggy style

Standing up in line at the social security office

Sitting down

Laying down on yo stomach

While your walkin to yo dude house (knowing he has horrible penial)

#ladies just like “there’s no wrong way, to eat a reeses”, there’s no wrong way to stroke your vajj.

#truth about screwing yourself, everyone does it or has done it! and if you DONT do it, something is wrong with you!

#truth about masturbating...ummm..YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE..CHECK IT OUT! DUHH

How to Masturbate

10 THINGS U OUTTA KNOW (COMPLIMENTS OF ABOUT.COM)

1.Masturbation is not evil, dirty or harmful - it will not make you go blind, drive you insane, turn you in to a pervert, stunt your growth, give you an STD, make you sterile or get you pregnant.
2.Both guys and girls masturbate, it is a normal and healthy part of sexual development.
3.Masturbation is a very personal thing and should not be done in public places or around people who are not willing partners (think safer sex activity).
4.You are normal if you masturbate, normal if you wonder about it but don't do it, and normal if you never give it a second thought and don't do it - it is one of the few things in life that is "normal if you do and normal if you don't".
5.Masturbation may make sexual intercourse more enjoyable because you will already know what it takes to "please you".
6.Masturbation alleviates stress and releases endorphens (the pleasure hormones) in to your system making you more relaxed.
7.Masturbation as exploration of the body is common in children between the ages of 3 and 6, in teens masturbation becomes more sophisticated and sexually motivated.
8.Surveys have shown that 80% of males and 59% of females have masturbated by age 18.
9.Many experts believe that masturbation is more prevalent in the teen years due to a strong fluctuation of hormones; masturbation alleviates the strain of this build up and is a necessary part of development.
10.The only real problems that come with masturbation are psychological and are the result of unhealthy or weary attitudes toward doing it (if you do it but are ashamed) or abnormal practices (for example, public masturbation).

soooo, stroke that clit gurrrrl, dont be scared, make that wet spill through your underwear, who caressss?!!!

Just remember, your pussy is a gift and its your job to open it!"

i think thats enough for now ladies....
toodles!